Conversation I just had with Malia:
Me: We'll watch Life and then there is a show about Hawaii and how it was made.
Malia: I don't need to watch that. I already know.
Me: Oh yeah?
Malia: By volcanoes Mom, duh! I can't believe you didn't know.
Me: I did know. I did not know that you did.
Malia: Sure you did. I love you, you don't have to pretend to know stuff to impress me.
That's right, my 6 1/2 yr old patronizes me. I'd be angry if it weren't so funny.